The Fountain Hopper

FOOTBALL CAPTAIN, NFL DRAFTEE BOBBY OKEREKE ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

OKEREKE’S FUTURE EMPLOYERS, INDIANAPOLIS COLTS KNEW

OKEREKE REPRESENTED BY BROCK TURNER LAWYER IN 2015 LEGAL ACTION

IN THIS EDITION:

SEX ABUSER OF 14YO BOY, REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER IS STANFORD VISITING SCHOLAR

$CAMFORD MAKES NYPOST FRONT PAGE

TAKE THE AAU SURVEY ALREADY

FOOTBALL SEXUAL MISCONDUCT CALL FOR TIPS

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

IN THIS EDITION:

GYM STAFF ALLEGEDLY CALL POLICE ON BLACK STUDENT OVER PHONY DRESS CODE VIOLATION

DUMB FRAT PARTY, FOUR LOKO SPARK CULTURAL APPROPRIATION CONTROVERSY [PIC]

UPDATES ON $TANFORD ADMI$$ION$ $CANDAL, RESX

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

IN THIS FOHO SPECIAL EDITION:

ASSU ELECTIONS CONTROVERSY ERUPTS OVER DEBATE; SCREENSHOTS

SCR LEAKS CONTROVERSIAL TWEETS OF EXEC CANDIDATE

FOHO ENDORSES ASSU CANDIDATES

IN THIS FOHO SPECIAL EDITION:

CHOPPY WATERS AHEAD FOR STANFORD SAILING AS HEAD COACH TO PLEAD GUILTY TO CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT RACKETEERING

STANFORD SAILING ACCEPTS $270,000 IN ILLEGAL BRIBES

HEAD COACH FIRED FOR IMPLICATING STANFORD IN DOJ’S LARGEST COLLEGE ADMISSIONS PROSECUTION EVER

…and even more unbelievable details…

IN THIS EDITION:

STANFORD ADMISSIONS ASSISTANT DIRECTOR ALLEGEDLY STABS GIRLFRIEND WHILE TRIPPING ON ACID

STANFORD FOOTBALL, MACHETE-WIELDING BIKE THIEF ALLEGEDLY WAGE ONGOING WAR ON BIKES

AFTER ALLEGATIONS OF STUFFING, DIRTY RUSHING, KA MEMBERS FEAR LOSS OF HOUSE

SUSPECTED STINK BOMB PUNCTUATES SCR’S D’SOUZA EVENT

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

IN THIS EDITION:

STRANGER WITH MACHETE ALLEGEDLY FORCES FRESHMAN TO TRANSPORT STOLEN GOODS ACROSS CAMPUS, CLAIMS TO BE HUNTING RAPISTS

(A FOHO EXCLUSIVE)

MOZZARELLA STICKS COME TO TAP; RAT POPULATION LEAVES GRAD HOUSING (MAYBE)

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

IN THIS EDITION:

TDX UNHOUSED & REHOUSED
ENGLISH DEPT DRAMA
SCR DRAMA

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

IN THIS FOHO EXCLUSIVE:

AFTER ONE FAILED ATTEMPT TO TURN RAs INTO MANDATORY NARCS, RESED GEARS UP FOR ROUND TWO

DESPITE DECREASE IN TRANSPORTS, RESED INCREASINGLY WORRIED ABOUT HIGH-RISK DRINKING

FOR NO APPARENT REASON, RESED WARNS STUDENT STAFF NOT TO TALK TO PRESS

…and more alcohol-related machinations…

IN THIS EDITION:

AFTER D’SOUZA FUNDING REQUEST REJECTED (ROUND II), SCR THREATENS TO SUE

DAILY ARTICLE ON ALLEGEDLY ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP TRIGGERS BACKLASH

DEATH OF CHINESE PHYSICS PROF, VENTURE CAPITALIST PROMPTS SPECULATION OF FOUL PLAY

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

IN THIS EDITION:

STANFORD LECTURER, WRESTLING TEAM BOOSTER ACCUSED OF SEXUALLY HARASSING ATHLETES FOR YEARS

ZIMBARDO, ROBERT SPENCER THREATEN TO SUE DAILY AFTER EDITOR DENIES RETRACTION REQUESTS

SCR DENIED ASSU FUNDS FOR CONTROVERSIAL SPEAKER AFTER REQUESTING $1500+ FOR ALCOHOL, SOPHOMORE ACCUSED OF ‘ASSAULTING’ JRC DROPS 🔥 TRACK

TRUMP NOMINATES HOOVER FELLOW AS US AMBASSADOR TO SAUDI ARABIA; $TANFORD ❤️ SAUDIS

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

IN THIS EDITION:

MIDTERMS^2 TAKE CAMPUS BY STORM

AFTER OUTCRY, FORMER ALCOHOL POLICY REINSTATED (KINDA)

FOLLOWING “CHANGE MY MIND” EVENT, SCR DEVELOPS A NUANCED, MULTIFACETED STANCE ON ASSAULT ALLEGATIONS (EXCEPT NOT)

STANFORD LOOKS FOR LOVE IN ALGORITHMS, WHICH IS VERY ON-BRAND

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

IN THIS FOHO EXCLUSIVE:

LAW SCHOOL PROF ALLEGEDLY USES RACIAL SLUR AGAINST ASIAN BASKETBALL PLAYERS IN JULY ALTERCATION

PROF CALLS ALLEGATIONS “UTTERLY FALSE” AND “DEFAMATORY”, DESPITE…

(a) MULTIPLE CORROBORATING EYEWITNESSES
(b) CONFIRMATION FROM PROVOST + UNICOMMS THAT STANFORD IS INVESTIGATING INCIDENT
(c) POLICE REPORT REFERRED TO DA’S OFFICE, ASST DA CALLS LANGUAGE “DEEPLY DISTURBING”

IN THIS XXL BACK-TO-SCHOOL EDITION:

RESED DEAN SUDDENLY FIRED, ALCOHOL POLICY SUDDENLY CHANGED

STUDENT ACTIVIST RESIGNS AS RA AFTER UGLY SCR CAMPAIGN + FACEBOOK ADS + LAWYER LETTER + DEATH THREATS

SERRA, SERRA AND SERRA (BUT NOT SERRA) RENAMED

& MUCH MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

IN THIS EXTRA-LARGE SUMMER EDITION:

IN LEAKED EMAILS, HOOVER PROF SUGGESTED “OPPOSITION RESEARCH” ON SOPHOMORE STUDENT ACTIVIST (DAILY)

INT’L NEED-BLIND ADMISSION WOULD COST $$$, SENIOR GIFT PARTICIPATION (WAY) DOWN

STANFORD PROFS FOUND BLOCKCHAIN RESEARCH CENTER, STANFORD REVIEW FOUNDS A RELIGION

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

IN THIS EDITION:

IN ATTEMPT TO GET MONEY FOR TPUSA EVENT, SCR TRIES TO HIJACK STANFORD CONSERVATIVE SOCIETY

IN MIDNIGHT COUP ATTEMPT, SCR MEMBERS VOTE TO “IMPEACH” RIVAL CLUB’S LEADERSHIP

AS EXPECTED, TPUSA LEADERS ATTEMPT TO TAKE DOWN THE LEFT WITH FIERY DISCOURSE

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE