The Fountain Hopper

IN THIS EDITION:

IN FEDERAL LAWSUIT, STANFORD ACCUSED OF SYSTEMATIC MISTREATMENT OF STUDENTS W/ MENTAL-HEALTH TROUBLES

STUDENTS ALLEGEDLY COERCED INTO GIVING ADMINS MEDICAL INFO, FORCED TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING “DISRUPTIVE”

STUDENTS ROUTINELY EVICTED FROM DORMS AFTER CHECKING INTO THERAPY, CHARGED HUNDREDS FOR EVICTION FEES

GRIFFITH & FOUR RESIDENCE DEANS NAMED IN LAWSUIT

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~ A VERY BRIEF PRIMER ~

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IN THIS EDITION:

KAIROS STAFF FIRED; MORE DETAILS ON “UNREPORTED INCIDENT”
(A FOHO EXCLUSIVE)

SIGMA CHI TAKES PREASSIGNS, RUSH PARTICIPANTS LIED TO ABOUT RANKING ALGORITHM (& OTHER GREEK TRAGEDIES)

SOPHOMORE PREZ DRAMA RESOLVED (?), CLASS OF ’22 YIELD RATE REVEALED

FOHO SAYS FAREWELL TO LISA LAPIN

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IN THIS EDITION:

#1 CS SCHOOL FAILS TO MAKE GLITCH-FREE ASSU BALLOT

REVIEW GOES McCARTHYIST, TARGETS ASSU CANDIDATE WITH INCRIMINATING (?) SECRET LIST

SOPHOMORE CLASS PREZ CANDIDATES UNDER INVESTIGATION, AFTER MAJOR CAMPAIGN DRAMA (FEAT. OTERO PARTY, BEYONCÉ TICKET GIVEAWAY, LOTS OF BACKSTABBING, & THE TWAINWRECK 2.0 THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN)

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IN THIS EDITION:

CANDIDATE(S) FOR THAI CAFE SPACE DISQUALIFIED AFTER APPEARING IN DAILY ARTICLE

STANFORD TO EMILY DOE: “SCENIC SPOT” QUOTES WEREN’T “SUPPORTIVE” ENOUGH

PETITION DEMANDS NEED-BLIND ADMISSION, EQUAL FINANCIAL AID FOR INT’L STUDENTS

EBF DRAMA, SCR DRAMA, MUCH DRAMA

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IN THIS EDITION:

IN DAYTIME HIT-AND-RUN ON MAYFIELD, (EXTREMELY) DRUNK DRIVER HIT CAR W/ STUDENT INSIDE

FOHO FINDS MISSING THIEL-ERA REVIEW

TEQUILA LOUNGE CLOSES, RIP

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DAUBER BARRED FROM DOING “POLITICAL” INTERVIEWS AT STANFORD

STUDENTS ORGANIZE PROTEST, STILL NO PLAQUE

(BUT REALLY IT’S OKAY, EVERYTHING’S OKAY)

DRAW GROUPS LIMITED TO 4, GOODBYE TO PMAs

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“SCENIC SPOT” MEMORIAL STILL PLAQUE-LESS,
STANFORD CALLS VICTIM-SUGGESTED QUOTE “TRIGGERING”

DAILY THREATENED WITH LIBEL SUIT OVER STUDENT OP-ED

STANFORD ATTORNEY HIRED AS OCS DIRECTOR

2018 COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER ANNOUNCED

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They promised Brock Turner’s victim she could choose a quote for a memorial plaque at the site. Several months later, there’s still no plaque and no quote.

ALSO IN THIS EDITION:

RAPE KITS TO BE AVAILABLE ON CAMPUS, EXCEPT NOT

DINING HALL WORKERS PROTEST CRUSHING WORKLOADS, R&DE RESPONDS W/ USUAL PROPAGANDA

WAIVERS STILL OPEN

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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF ADMISSIONS FIRED AFTER FOHO REPORT ON INSTAGRAM MISCONDUCT

ALLEGED FRAT PARTY DRUGGING UNDER INVESTIGATION

SIG NU SURVIVES PROVOST’S PANEL W/ HOUSING INTACT

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DARTMOUTH ROWER SUSPECTED OF DRUGGING SEVEN AT SIGMA CHI PARTY

~ A FOHO EXCLUSIVE ~

IN THIS EDITION

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF ADMISSIONS CAUGHT POSTING NAUGHTY THINGS ON INSTAGRAM, LIKING OWN POSTS WITH OFFICIAL STANFORD ACCOUNT

BAND PISSES OFF BURGER JOINT, ENTIRE STATE OF TEXAS

STANFORD SERVERS LEAKED 10K SOCIAL SECURITY #’s

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IN THIS EDITION

~ A FOHO EXCLUSIVE ~

ALLEGED RAPE VICTIM SAYS TITLE IX OFFICE, STANFORD POLICE GROSSLY MISHANDLED CASE

FOHO CONFIRMS POLICE LOGS TAMPERED WITH

UPDATE 12/7/17: SHERIFF’S DEPT REOPENS SEXUAL ASSAULT INVESTIGATION (*DUE TO FOHO INVESTIGATION)

IN THIS SPECIAL EDITION

~ A FOHO EXCLUSIVE ~

SIG NU’S PROVOST-REQUESTED UNHOUSING HEARING TODAY

STUDENT’S MEDICAL PRIVACY VIOLATED BY SU OFFICIALS

OCS CAUGHT LYING IN INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS

FOHO REPORTERS THREATENED BY PROVOST & LAPIN

IN THIS EDITION:

SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENTS DID ILLEGAL INITIATION,
SAL DEANS COVERED EVERYTHING UP

SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIMS’ CONFIDENTIAL INFO WAS
EASILY ACCESSIBLE TO CS MAJORS

MORE ON ENGLISH DEPT. RAPE ACCUSATIONS

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