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ALLEGED RAPE VICTIM SAYS TITLE IX OFFICE, STANFORD POLICE GROSSLY MISHANDLED CASE
FOHO CONFIRMS POLICE LOGS TAMPERED WITH
UPDATE 12/7/17: SHERIFF’S DEPT REOPENS SEXUAL ASSAULT INVESTIGATION (*DUE TO FOHO INVESTIGATION)
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SIG NU’S PROVOST-REQUESTED UNHOUSING HEARING TODAY
STUDENT’S MEDICAL PRIVACY VIOLATED BY SU OFFICIALS
OCS CAUGHT LYING IN INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS
FOHO REPORTERS THREATENED BY PROVOST & LAPIN
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SENIOR CLASS PRESIDENTS DID ILLEGAL INITIATION,
SAL DEANS COVERED EVERYTHING UP
SEXUAL ASSAULT VICTIMS’ CONFIDENTIAL INFO WAS
EASILY ACCESSIBLE TO CS MAJORS
MORE ON ENGLISH DEPT. RAPE ACCUSATIONS
+ More News You Can Use
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FRESHMEN GET HATE MAIL AFTER “ISLAMOPHOBE” SPEAKER TRASHES THEM ONLINE
ENGLISH PROF ACCUSED OF RAPE, ENGLISH DEPT TOLD TO SHUT UP
CORRUPT PERUVIAN EX-PRESIDENT TALKS W/ STUDENTS
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SECURITY FOR COLLEGE REPUBLICANS’ “ISLAMOPHOBE” SPEAKER TO COST $7K+
SPEAKER TRASHES STANFORD ON “JIHAD WATCH” BLOG
HOUSED FRATS IN DANGER OF GETTING UNHOUSED
+ More News You Can Use
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OCS STAFF DEPARTURE POSSIBLY RELATED TO OCS INVESTIGATIONS, + more
ISRAELI NGO WITH HISTORY OF HARASSING PROTESTERS SHOWS UP AT STANFORD
SERRA STILL SERRA
+ Other Fun Stuff You Might Care About
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CAMPUS ACTIVISTS IN ACTION AT FOOTBALL GAME
(OFFICE OF) COMMUNITY STANDARDS STILL MISSING
DEVOS IN, DEVOS OUT
+ Other Stuff You Might Care About
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OFFICE OF COMMUNITY STANDARDS GOES MISSING
HILLARY COMES TO CAMPUS, DOESN’T SEEM TOO CROOKED TBH
HOW TO WAIVE THINGS & GET MONEY
+ Other Stuff You Might Care About
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1) FOHO DOES ENDORSEMENTS
2) TITLE IX DOES TERRIBLE LEGAL SERVICES
3) CORRUPT PERUVIAN FUGITIVE’S WIFE DOES ANTHROPOLOGY CLASSES (!)
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SHORT + SWEET:
1) FORMER PERUVIAN PRESIDENT W/ INTERPOL RED NOTICE SEEN IN COHO (!)
2) GREG BOARDMAN STEPPING DOWN (!!)
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STATS: FIRED TITLE IX LAWYER WAS MOST SUCCESSFUL ADVOCATE FOR SURVIVORS
STUDENT GROUPS WANT YOUR MONEY TO PAY THEMSELVES SALARIES (NO, REALLY)
STANFORD STUDENT ENTERPRISES DIVESTS, STILL CAN’T RUN CLOTHES SHOP
+ A RESPONSE TO THE STANFORD DAILY
ALTERNATIVE FACTS FROM LISA LAPIN: STANFORD LAWYER FIRED, TITLE IX’S EXCUSES FALL APART
NOT FAKE NEWS: STANFORD ATHLETICS DIRECTOR CALLS RAPE “UNHEALTHY BEHAVIOR”
LOW-ENERGY CHI OMEGA/ALPHA PHI PASSED OVER FOR HOUSING
+ MUCH, MUCH MORE SWAMP-DRAINING
[SECOND EDITION COMING SOON!]
FEDS COME TO STANFORD OVER TITLE IX
STANFORD ACCUSED OF LETTING KNOWN RAPIST REOFFEND, OUSTING PROF WHO REPORTED HARASSMENT
ADMIN BACKS DOWN ON BAND (MAYBE), TRIES TO WEASEL OUT OF FERPA
SCARY PATH FINALLY LIT, SEVEN YEARS AND 100+ COMPLAINTS LATER
+ finally:
FMOTQ IS BACK!! 💚💚💚
FoHoHoHo How-To Special Edition
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In an email sent to band members, Stanford has announced the “temporary cessation of all band activities effective immediately through Spring Quarter, 2017.”