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ATHLETES TEST POSITIVE FOR COVID, WOMEN’S BASKETBALL IN ISOLATION
POD PLAN EFFECTIVELY ENDS SOCIAL DISTANCING ON CAMPUS, CLAIMS TIPSTER
SEC FINES STANFORD LECTURER FOR $726,000
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ATHLETES TEST POSITIVE FOR COVID, WOMEN’S BASKETBALL IN ISOLATION
POD PLAN EFFECTIVELY ENDS SOCIAL DISTANCING ON CAMPUS, CLAIMS TIPSTER
SEC FINES STANFORD LECTURER FOR $726,000
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STANFORD WANTS TO JOIN PAC-12 IN FALL FOOTBALL SEASON DESPITE SANTA CLARA RULES; ATHLETES BACK ON CAMPUS
40 PERSON PARTIES; HOUSING DRAW DRAMA IN FALL QUARTER: THE ON-CAMPUS UPDATE
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“LSJUMB CAUSES HARM TO STUDENTS”: BAND POLICIES OVERHAULED IN LETTER FROM LSJUMB DIRECTOR
FROSH WON’T STOP PARTYING; COMPACT RULES IMPOSSIBLE TO ENFORCE
CARTA DENIED GRADE DISTRIBUTION DATA; ANONYMOUS STUDENT RELEASES DISTRIBUTIONS
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#STANFORDPOLICESTATE: COPS THREATEN STUDENTS WITH EVICTION + DETENTION, TIPSTERS SAY
CAMPUS HOUSING, COVID TESTING: A FOHO SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR THE ON-CAMPUS EXPERIENCE
TUITION GOES š MID-PANDEMIC; LAW FIRM LOOKS TO SUE STANFORD
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ROW PARTY SHUT DOWN BY CAMPUS SECURITY
SHERATON ATHLETES PARTY, DON’T FACE EVICTION
ON-CAMPUS AND OFF-CAMPUS ATHLETES TO SHARE FACILITIES, PER LEAKED EMAIL
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KANYE WEST’S PRESIDENTIAL PLATFORM ~INCREDIBLY SIMILAR~ TO WORK OF STANFORD STUDENT
“VAGUE AND COERCIVE” COVID-19 CONTRACT ANGERS GRAD STUDENTS
STANFORD ACCEPTED $64 MM FROM ANONYMOUS SOURCES IN CHINA, CLAIMS US DEPT OF EDUCATION; STANFORD CLAIMS OTHERWISE
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ON CAMPUS FALL Q CANCELLED FOR ALL BUT 800 STUDENTS
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STANFORD PROPOSES NOT PROVIDING T9 LAWYERS UNTIL A HEARING
HEARINGS EXPECTED TO BECOME VIRTUALLY NON-EXISTENT UNDER NEW T9 RULES
NEW T9 RULES TAKE EFFECT IN 11 DAYS
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EX-STANFORD ALUMNI PRESIDENT, VISITING SCHOLAR CAUGHT WRITING BROCK TURNER CONSPIRACY THEORIES
EX-STANFORD ALUMNI PRESIDENT ADVISED TURNER FAMILY ON PRO BONO BASIS, PER 2018 MEMO
VISITING SCHOLAR CHARGED WITH VISA FRAUD, LYING ABOUT CHINESE MILITARY AFFILIATION
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INT’L STUDENTS LEFT IN LIMBO; MTL WRITES ~STRONGLY WORDED LETTER~
ELEVEN VARSITY SPORTS CUT, WITH NO CHANCE OF RETURN
ATHLETES TOLD ABOUT CUT OVER SHORT-NOTICE ZOOM CALL 30 MINUTES BEFORE CAMPUS-WIDE ANNOUNCEMENT
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ROW BECOMES QUARANTINE CENTER; ROW STAFF + WORKERS FIRED
INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS THREATENED WITH DEPORTATION DUE TO ICE POLICY
LIFE ON THE FARM: RESIDENTS FACE ENDLESS BILLS, MOVING AT SHORT NOTICE
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FORMER STANFORD GENERAL COUNSEL CAUGHT SPREADING CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT THE BROCK TURNER CASE, ADVOCATING FOR TURNER’S REMOVAL FROM THE SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY
MONTHS AFTER HUNDREDS OF EMAILS WERE HACKED, EMAIL SCAMS CONTINUE TO PLAGUE UNIVERSITY
HOW TO FERPA-REQUEST YOUR ADMISSIONS FILES AND VIEW THEM VIA ZOOM
#BLACKLIVESMATTER: STANFORD RESPONDS TO PETITIONS AND PROTESTS
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#BLACKLIVESMATTER: PROTESTS AND PETITIONS AT STANFORD AND BEYOND
STUDENTS DEMAND FUNDING FOR KING INSTITUTE AND DECREASED POLICE PRESENCE ON CAMPUS
STANFORD COVID-19 RESEARCH COMES UNDER FIRE AFTER FUNDING SOURCES REVEALED
STANFORD WILL NOT DIVEST FROM FOSSIL FUELS, BUT COMMITS TO GREENHOUSE GAS NEUTRALITY BY 2050
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ASSU ELECTIONS SEASON: RACISTS ZOOMBOMB RALLY; SCR CANCELS CANDIDATE; CLASS PRESIDENT CANDIDATES BREAK CAMPAIGN FINANCE RULES
DURING CALL, COLLEGE PRESIDENTS ASKED MIKE PENCE TO LIMIT COVID-19 LIABILITY FOR CAMPUSES THAT REOPEN; STANFORD PRESIDENT NAMED AS A PARTICIPANT
FORMER STANFORD MEDICINE FACULTY MEMBER INDICTED FOR ABUSIVE SEXUAL CONDUCT
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LIAR, LIAR, VICE PROVOST ON FIRE: SUSIE BRUBAKER-COLE CAUGHT LYING TO STUDENTS
FOHO CALLS FOR APOLOGY, UNIVERSITY INVESTIGATION
STANFORD NO LONGER OFFERING ‘AMNESTY’ FOR STUDENTS REPORTING ILLICIT ITEMS IN ROOMS; MOVERS TOLD TO REPORT ILLICIT ITEMS TO THE POLICE
STANFORD PROF COMES UNDER FIRE FOR USING THE N-WORD IN CLASS, CANVAS; STANFORD CLASS REPORTEDLY ZOOMBOMBED; CAMPUS CONSTRUCTION INSANELY LOUD
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LOCAL PAPER SUED TO SUPPRESS DOCUMENTS RELATING TO A SEXUAL ASSAULT INVESTIGATION; STANFORD RESCINDS ADMISSION OF FOOTBALL RECRUIT
NO WORD FROM UNIVERSITY, COUNTY ON WHETHER STANFORD WILL REPORT ILLICIT ITEMS IN STUDENTS’ ROOMS
HOOVER FELLOW PUBLISHES PAPER WITH ALTERNATIVE COVID-19 FACTS, SPARS WITH NEW YORKER REPORTER
ADMINS TAKE VOLUNTARY PAY CUT; CONTRACTORS TAKE INVOLUNTARY PAY CUT
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