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IN THIS SPECIAL EDITION:
STANFORD ROBOTICS FOUNDER, FORMER STANFORD STUDENT ERIC SMALLS ACCUSED OF SELLING UNREGISTERED SECURITIES
OKLAHOMA DEPARTMENT OF SECURITIES SENDS SMALLS CEASE-AND-DESIST; INVESTORS ALLEGEDLY TIP OFF FBI
SMALLS SPAMS STANFORD FB GROUPS TO FUND SHADY STARTUP; PISSES OFF TIPSTERS
~~ and even more silicon valley absurdity ~~
‘STARTUP GARAGE’ PROJECT ‘QUEER CHART’ EXPOSES DATA ON 200+ STANFORD STUDENTS
TEAM ALLEGEDLY KNEW ABOUT VULNERABILITY, ACCORDING TO TIPSTERS
AFTER MEETING W/ FOHO, QUEER CHART TRIES TO TAKE SERVICE DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE, ACCIDENTALLY LEAVES DATA EXPOSED
IN THIS EDITION:
SCR INVITES SHAPIRO; ACCUSES PROTESTERS OF VIOLENCE, VERBAL ABUSE, FACISM
STANFORD UNEXPECTEDLY PULLS OUT OF LAND USE DEAL; THROWS “TEMPER TANTRUM”
THE EUROTRASH UPDATES YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU NEEDED
ANOTHER CHANEL MILLER PLAQUE INSTALLED (AGAIN, NOT BY STANFORD)
& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE
IN THIS EXTRA-SPOOKY EDITION:
ANONYMOUS ACTIVIST INSTALLS CHANEL MILLER PLAQUE: “YOUR MOVE, STANFORD”
FACSEN UNANIMOUSLY VOTES IN FAVOR OF INSTALLING PLAQUE
STUDENT TESTS POSITIVE FOR SUPER-SCARY DATE-RAPE DRUG GHB
& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE
TW: THIS ISSUE CONTAINS REFERENCES TO SEXUAL ASSAULT, DATE RAPE DRUGGINGS, INCOMPETENT ADMINS
IN THIS EXTRA-SPECIAL FOHO REVIEW:
⛲️⛲️⛲️⛲️⛲️/⛲️⛲️⛲️⛲️⛲️ FOR CHANEL MILLER’S “KNOW MY NAME”
FOHO REVEALS IDENTITY OF STANFORD ADMIN FLAMED IN MILLER’S MEMOIR
BOOKSTORE DENIES BARRING EMPLOYEES FROM DISCUSSING “KNOW MY NAME”, ASKS US TO RAT THEM OUT
STANFORD ALLEGEDLY GAVE MILLER $150K TO KEEP HER FROM SUING
STANFORD RELEASES RESULTS OF 2019 AAU SEXUAL ASSAULT SURVEY, SCREWS UP RESPONSE
UNIVERSITY WILL NOT INSTALL CHANEL MILLER’S CHOSEN QUOTES @ SEXUAL ASSAULT SITE, OFFSET EPSTEIN DONATION
ASSU PREZ TO PRESENT UNANIMOUS CHANEL MILLER RESOLUTION @ THURS FACULTY SENATE
TW: THIS ISSUE CONTAINS DISTURBING REFERENCES TO SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNIVERSITY APATHY
READ FOHO’S FROSH SURVIVAL GUIDE
STUDENTS PETITION STANFORD TO INSTALL CHANEL MILLER QUOTES IN MEMORIAL, MAKE MEMOIR REQUIRED READING FOR FRESHMEN
DESPITE RUMORS, ERNIE’S LIQUOR STORE REMAINS OPEN
HELP DANCE GROUP WORK OFF ASSU DEBT BY BUYING JAMBA CARDS
& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE
IN THIS EXTRA-SPECIAL, SUPER CRIMINAL EDITION:
UNDERGRAD ASSAULTS POLICE OFFICER DURING KSIG’S EUROTRASH, CAUSING ‘SERIOUS BODILY INJURY’
STANFORD CS PROFESSOR RESIGNS AFTER ALLEGEDLY HOOKING UP WITH STUDENTS DURING OFFICE HOURS; TITLE IX INVESTIGATION CONTINUES REGARDLESS
STANFORD VISITING SCHOLAR, FORMER PERUVIAN PREZ ARRESTED
STANFORD TRUSTEES, GENERAL COUNSEL SUED FOR ALLEGEDLY RUNNING ILLEGAL VENTURE FIRM
‘EMILY DOE’ GOES PUBLIC AS CHANEL MILLER, WRITES BOOK
& MORE NEWS YOU MISSED
IN THIS WELCOME-BACK-TO-SCHOOL EDITION:
SIG CHI ALUMS, STANFORD SUE EACH OTHER
STANFORD BANS CROSSING THE LINE, MARTIAL ARTS
FOHO LAUNCHES CLASSIFIEDS
& MORE NEWS YOU MISSED
~ A FOHO EXCLUSIVE ~
CW: FOOTBALL CAPTAIN, NFL DRAFTEE BOBBY OKEREKE ALLEGEDLY SEXUALLY ASSAULTED (ANOTHER) STUDENT
WITNESS ALLEGES:
1. PREVIOUSLY UNREPORTED ASSAULT HAPPENED IN WINTER 2017
2. OKEREKE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED UNCONSCIOUS WOMAN IN HIS DORM ROOM BED, GROPING & DIGITALLY PENETRATING HER
FOOTBALL CAPTAIN, NFL DRAFTEE BOBBY OKEREKE ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT
OKEREKE’S FUTURE EMPLOYERS, INDIANAPOLIS COLTS KNEW
OKEREKE REPRESENTED BY BROCK TURNER LAWYER IN 2015 LEGAL ACTION
IN THIS EDITION:
SEX ABUSER OF 14YO BOY, REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER IS STANFORD VISITING SCHOLAR
$CAMFORD MAKES NYPOST FRONT PAGE
TAKE THE AAU SURVEY ALREADY
FOOTBALL SEXUAL MISCONDUCT CALL FOR TIPS
& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE
IN THIS EDITION:
GYM STAFF ALLEGEDLY CALL POLICE ON BLACK STUDENT OVER PHONY DRESS CODE VIOLATION
DUMB FRAT PARTY, FOUR LOKO SPARK CULTURAL APPROPRIATION CONTROVERSY [PIC]
UPDATES ON $TANFORD ADMI$$ION$ $CANDAL, RESX
& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE
IN THIS FOHO SPECIAL EDITION:
ASSU ELECTIONS CONTROVERSY ERUPTS OVER DEBATE; SCREENSHOTS
SCR LEAKS CONTROVERSIAL TWEETS OF EXEC CANDIDATE
FOHO ENDORSES ASSU CANDIDATES
IN THIS FOHO SPECIAL EDITION:
CHOPPY WATERS AHEAD FOR STANFORD SAILING AS HEAD COACH TO PLEAD GUILTY TO CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT RACKETEERING
STANFORD SAILING ACCEPTS $270,000 IN ILLEGAL BRIBES
HEAD COACH FIRED FOR IMPLICATING STANFORD IN DOJ’S LARGEST COLLEGE ADMISSIONS PROSECUTION EVER
…and even more unbelievable details…
IN THIS EDITION:
STANFORD ADMISSIONS ASSISTANT DIRECTOR ALLEGEDLY STABS GIRLFRIEND WHILE TRIPPING ON ACID
STANFORD FOOTBALL, MACHETE-WIELDING BIKE THIEF ALLEGEDLY WAGE ONGOING WAR ON BIKES
AFTER ALLEGATIONS OF STUFFING, DIRTY RUSHING, KA MEMBERS FEAR LOSS OF HOUSE
SUSPECTED STINK BOMB PUNCTUATES SCR’S D’SOUZA EVENT
& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE