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FoHo 136: HAUS MITT, OUTDOOR HOUSE, FROSOCO ELIMINATED; 10 GREEK HOUSES + SUBSTANCE FREE HOUSING ON THE ROW & More News You Can Use

by FoHo 4 on April 16, 2021

IN THIS EDITION

10 GREEK HOUSES, SUBSTANCE-FREE HOUSING ON THE ROW

HAUS MITT, OUTDOOR HOUSE, FROSOCO ELIMINATED

STANFORD MAY REINSTATE 11 SPORTS SLATED FOR ELIMINATION IN JULY

& More News You Can Use

FoHo 135: ONE CANDIDATE FOR ASSU PREZ IS FORMER SCR RECRUITMENT DIRECTOR; OTHER ONE IS WANNABE MACHIAVELLI; & More Drama

by FoHo 4 on April 3, 2021

IN THIS ELECTIONS EDITION

ONE OF THE CANDIDATES FOR ASSU PREZ IS FORMER SCR RECRUITMENT DIRECTOR

THE OTHER ONE IS A WANNABE MACHIAVELLI

happy voting

FoHo 134: LEAKED STUDENT INFO, STANFORD FILES ALLEGEDLY POSTED ONLINE; STANFORD PROFS RELEASE MODERNA RECIPE ON GITHUB

by FoHo 4 on April 1, 2021

IN THIS EDITION

LEAKED STUDENT INFO, STANFORD FILES ALLEGEDLY POSTED ONLINE

STANFORD PROFS RELEASE VACCINE RECIPE ON GITHUB

FoHo 133: TDX LOSES HOUSING, UNIVERSITY RECOGNITION UNTIL SPRING 2027 AFTER 2020 STUDENT DEATH, 2019 ATTEMPT TO UNHOUSE TDX & More News You Can Use

by FoHo 4 on April 1, 2021

IN THIS EDITION

TDX LOSES HOUSING, UNIVERSITY RECOGNITION UNTIL SPRING 2027 AFTER 2020 STUDENT DEATH

TDX DISBANDMENT COMES AFTER 2019 ATTEMPT TO UNHOUSE TDX, 2021 INVESTIGATION THAT FINDS TDX OUT OF COMPLIANCE WITH DRUG, ALCOHOL POLICIES

PRINCE HARRY SNAGS SILICON VALLEY JOB

& More News You Can Use

FoHo 132: 100-PERSON PARTY: EYEWITNESS REPORT, SUDPS APPEARANCE, YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED + More News You Can Use

by FoHo 4 on February 9, 2021

IN THIS EDITION

100-PERSON PARTY AT 680: EYEWITNESS REPORT, SUDPS APPEARANCE, & More

MISSING A COVID TEST = NO FOOD, DUE TO CURRENT STANFORD POLICIES

& More News You Can Use

FoHo 131: SPECIAL EDITION: ~100 STUDENTS GATHER AT 680

by FoHo 4 on February 6, 2021

IN THIS SPECIAL EDITION

~100 STUDENTS GATHER AT 680 COURTYARD

FoHo 130: ERNIE’S LOSES LIQUOR LICENSE, GSB STUDENTS REPORT COVID-CAUSING PARTIES & More News You Can Use

by FoHo 4 on February 6, 2021

IN THIS EDITION

ERNIE’S LIQUORS LOSES LIQUOR LICENSE

GSB STUDENTS REPORT COVID-CASE-CAUSING PARTIES

& More News You Can Use

FoHo 129: PROHIBITED GATHERINGS ABOUND; NO HEALTH CHECK = NO DINING HALL & More News You Can Use

by FoHo 4 on January 29, 2021

IN THIS EDITION

PROHIBITED GATHERINGS ABOUND; COVID POLICIES ON CAMPUS ARE ~SOMEWHAT~ FOLLOWED, DEPENDING ON DORM

SOME RAS DON’T KNOW WHO’S ON THEIR HALL DUE TO POOR ROSTER-KEEPING, RAS SAY

STUDENTS MAY FACE ADMINISTRATIVE REVIEW, LOSE ACCESS TO DINING HALLS FOR FAILURE TO COMPLETE HEALTH CHECKS

& More News You Can Use

FoHo 128: SENIOR CITIZEN PUNCHES CYCLIST; 11 VARSITY TEAMS STILL SCHEDULED TO RETURN TO CAMPUS; 20 HOUSES CLOSE & More News You Can Use

by FoHo 4 on January 29, 2021

IN THIS EDITION

SENIOR CITIZEN PUNCHES CYCLIST

20 HOUSES SHUT DOWN AS CAMPUS CONSOLIDATES

COVID NUMBERS STILL GOING šŸ“ˆ FOR EMPLOYEES, STUDENTS

ATHLETES STILL SCHEDULED TO RETURN TO CAMPUS

& More News You Can Use

FoHo 127: WINTER Q HOUSING CANCELLED, BUT STANFORD STILL EXPECTS YOUR TRUST FOR SPRING QUARTER; PETITION + FORM ROUND-UP & More News You Can Use

by FoHo 4 on January 16, 2021

IN THIS EDITION

WINTER Q HOUSING CANCELLED, BUT STANFORD STILL EXPECTS YOUR TRUST FOR SPRING QUARTER

PETITIONS, COMPLAINT FORMS, AND OTHER PLACES YOU CAN BE ANGRY: A ROUND-UP

FoHo 126: STANFORD MED KNEW THEIR ALGORITHM WAS FLAWED DAYS BEFORE RESIDENT PROTESTS; ONLY 7 RESIDENTS ORIGINALLY SELECTED FOR VACCINATION & More

by FoHo 4 on January 16, 2021

IN THIS EDITION

“FIRST IN THE ROOM, BACK OF THE LINE”: STANFORD MEDICINE APOLOGIZES FOR NOT PRIORITIZING RESIDENTS IN VACCINE ROLLOUT

STANFORD MED KNEW THEIR ALGORITHM WAS FLAWED THREE DAYS BEFORE PROTESTS, ACCORDING TO EMAIL

FoHo 125: WINTER QUARTER FAQ: ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS? WHERE ARE QUARANTINE ROOMS? & More News You Can Use

by FoHo 4 on January 7, 2021

IN THIS EDITION

WINTER QUARTER FAQ: ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS? WHERE ARE QUARANTINE ROOMS? & More

FOOTBALL TEAM MOVES TO PNW TO PLAY, AVOID COUNTY HEALTH RESTRICTIONS

& More News You Can Use

FoHo 124: HOOVER FELLOW, TRUMP ADVISOR ATLAS UNDER FIRE FOR TELLING MICHIGANDERS TO “RISE UP”; STANFORD SEEKS DISTANCE IN BLAND STATEMENT & More News

by FoHo 4 on January 7, 2021

IN THIS EDITION

HOOVER FELLOW, TRUMP ADVISOR SCOTT ATLAS UNDER FIRE FOR TELLING MICHIGAN RESIDENTS TO “RISE UP” AGAINST COVID-19 POLICIES

STANFORD *FINALLY* SEEKS DISTANCE FROM ATLAS IN STATEMENT

SANTA CLARA GOES BACK INTO LOCKDOWN; STANFORD COVID CASES RISE

& More News You Can Use

FoHo 123: UNDERGRAD SENATE VOTES TO UNHOUSE GREEK LIFE; FACULTY CLASH OVER ROLE OF HOOVER & More News You Can Use

by FoHo 4 on January 7, 2021

IN THIS MINIĀ EDITION

UNDERGRAD SENATE VOTES TO UNHOUSE GREEK LIFE

FACULTY CLASH OVER HOOVER; ATLAS APOLOGIZES FOR INTERVIEW WITH RT NETWORK

& More News You Can Use

FoHo 122: STANFORD ACCEPTED 9 MILLION FROM SAUDI GOVERNMENT; EVGR’S MANY, MANY ELECTRICAL ISSUES & More News You Can Use

by FoHo 4 on January 7, 2021

IN THISĀ EDITION

STANFORD ACCEPTED 9 MILLION IN GIFTS & CONTRACTS FROM SAUDI GOVERNMENT IN 2019-2020

“WHEN YOU TURN ON A VACUUM, YOUR LIGHTS GO OUT”: EVGR’S STRANGE ELECTRICAL ISSUES

8 STUDENTS KICKED OUT OF STANFORD-AT-OXFORD HOUSING

& More News You Can Use

FoHo 121: 9 ATHLETES CATCH COVID-19, ISOLATE ON CAMPUS; HOOVER FELLOW DENIES NEED FOR MASKS, THREATENS TO SUE COLLEAGUES & More News You Can Use

by FoHo 4 on October 21, 2020

IN THIS EDITION

NINE ATHLETES TEST POSITIVE FOR COVID-19

READ THE MINUTES FROM STANFORD’S SUMMER MEETINGS WITH PALO ALTO

“MASKS WORK? NO”: HOOVER FELLOW SCOTT ATLAS DENIES SCIENCE OF MASK-WEARING, THREATENS TO SUE COLLEAGUES

& More News You Can Use

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