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10 GREEK HOUSES, SUBSTANCE-FREE HOUSING ON THE ROW
HAUS MITT, OUTDOOR HOUSE, FROSOCO ELIMINATED
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10 GREEK HOUSES, SUBSTANCE-FREE HOUSING ON THE ROW
HAUS MITT, OUTDOOR HOUSE, FROSOCO ELIMINATED
STANFORD MAY REINSTATE 11 SPORTS SLATED FOR ELIMINATION IN JULY
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ONE OF THE CANDIDATES FOR ASSU PREZ IS FORMER SCR RECRUITMENT DIRECTOR
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LEAKED STUDENT INFO, STANFORD FILES ALLEGEDLY POSTED ONLINE
STANFORD PROFS RELEASE VACCINE RECIPE ON GITHUB
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TDX LOSES HOUSING, UNIVERSITY RECOGNITION UNTIL SPRING 2027 AFTER 2020 STUDENT DEATH
TDX DISBANDMENT COMES AFTER 2019 ATTEMPT TO UNHOUSE TDX, 2021 INVESTIGATION THAT FINDS TDX OUT OF COMPLIANCE WITH DRUG, ALCOHOL POLICIES
PRINCE HARRY SNAGS SILICON VALLEY JOB
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100-PERSON PARTY AT 680: EYEWITNESS REPORT, SUDPS APPEARANCE, & More
MISSING A COVID TEST = NO FOOD, DUE TO CURRENT STANFORD POLICIES
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~100 STUDENTS GATHER AT 680 COURTYARD
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ERNIE’S LIQUORS LOSES LIQUOR LICENSE
GSB STUDENTS REPORT COVID-CASE-CAUSING PARTIES
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PROHIBITED GATHERINGS ABOUND; COVID POLICIES ON CAMPUS ARE ~SOMEWHAT~ FOLLOWED, DEPENDING ON DORM
SOME RAS DON’T KNOW WHO’S ON THEIR HALL DUE TO POOR ROSTER-KEEPING, RAS SAY
STUDENTS MAY FACE ADMINISTRATIVE REVIEW, LOSE ACCESS TO DINING HALLS FOR FAILURE TO COMPLETE HEALTH CHECKS
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SENIOR CITIZEN PUNCHES CYCLIST
20 HOUSES SHUT DOWN AS CAMPUS CONSOLIDATES
COVID NUMBERS STILL GOING š FOR EMPLOYEES, STUDENTS
ATHLETES STILL SCHEDULED TO RETURN TO CAMPUS
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WINTER Q HOUSING CANCELLED, BUT STANFORD STILL EXPECTS YOUR TRUST FOR SPRING QUARTER
PETITIONS, COMPLAINT FORMS, AND OTHER PLACES YOU CAN BE ANGRY: A ROUND-UP
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“FIRST IN THE ROOM, BACK OF THE LINE”: STANFORD MEDICINE APOLOGIZES FOR NOT PRIORITIZING RESIDENTS IN VACCINE ROLLOUT
STANFORD MED KNEW THEIR ALGORITHM WAS FLAWED THREE DAYS BEFORE PROTESTS, ACCORDING TO EMAIL
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WINTER QUARTER FAQ: ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS? WHERE ARE QUARANTINE ROOMS? & More
FOOTBALL TEAM MOVES TO PNW TO PLAY, AVOID COUNTY HEALTH RESTRICTIONS
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HOOVER FELLOW, TRUMP ADVISOR SCOTT ATLAS UNDER FIRE FOR TELLING MICHIGAN RESIDENTS TO “RISE UP” AGAINST COVID-19 POLICIES
STANFORD *FINALLY* SEEKS DISTANCE FROM ATLAS IN STATEMENT
SANTA CLARA GOES BACK INTO LOCKDOWN; STANFORD COVID CASES RISE
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UNDERGRAD SENATE VOTES TO UNHOUSE GREEK LIFE
FACULTY CLASH OVER HOOVER; ATLAS APOLOGIZES FOR INTERVIEW WITH RT NETWORK
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STANFORD ACCEPTED 9 MILLION IN GIFTS & CONTRACTS FROM SAUDI GOVERNMENT IN 2019-2020
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8 STUDENTS KICKED OUT OF STANFORD-AT-OXFORD HOUSING
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NINE ATHLETES TEST POSITIVE FOR COVID-19
READ THE MINUTES FROM STANFORD’S SUMMER MEETINGS WITH PALO ALTO
“MASKS WORK? NO”: HOOVER FELLOW SCOTT ATLAS DENIES SCIENCE OF MASK-WEARING, THREATENS TO SUE COLLEAGUES
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