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IN THIS FOHO EXCLUSIVE:

LAW SCHOOL PROF ALLEGEDLY USES RACIAL SLUR AGAINST ASIAN BASKETBALL PLAYERS IN JULY ALTERCATION

PROF CALLS ALLEGATIONS “UTTERLY FALSE” AND “DEFAMATORY”, DESPITE…

(a) MULTIPLE CORROBORATING EYEWITNESSES
(b) CONFIRMATION FROM PROVOST + UNICOMMS THAT STANFORD IS INVESTIGATING INCIDENT
(c) POLICE REPORT REFERRED TO DA’S OFFICE, ASST DA CALLS LANGUAGE “DEEPLY DISTURBING”

IN THIS XXL BACK-TO-SCHOOL EDITION:

RESED DEAN SUDDENLY FIRED, ALCOHOL POLICY SUDDENLY CHANGED

STUDENT ACTIVIST RESIGNS AS RA AFTER UGLY SCR CAMPAIGN + FACEBOOK ADS + LAWYER LETTER + DEATH THREATS

SERRA, SERRA AND SERRA (BUT NOT SERRA) RENAMED

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IN THIS EXTRA-LARGE SUMMER EDITION:

IN LEAKED EMAILS, HOOVER PROF SUGGESTED “OPPOSITION RESEARCH” ON SOPHOMORE STUDENT ACTIVIST (DAILY)

INT’L NEED-BLIND ADMISSION WOULD COST $$$, SENIOR GIFT PARTICIPATION (WAY) DOWN

STANFORD PROFS FOUND BLOCKCHAIN RESEARCH CENTER, STANFORD REVIEW FOUNDS A RELIGION

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IN THIS EDITION:

IN ATTEMPT TO GET MONEY FOR TPUSA EVENT, SCR TRIES TO HIJACK STANFORD CONSERVATIVE SOCIETY

IN MIDNIGHT COUP ATTEMPT, SCR MEMBERS VOTE TO “IMPEACH” RIVAL CLUB’S LEADERSHIP

AS EXPECTED, TPUSA LEADERS ATTEMPT TO TAKE DOWN THE LEFT WITH FIERY DISCOURSE

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IN THIS EDITION:

TURNING POINT USA TO FORM STANFORD CHAPTER; HOOVER BELIEVED TO BE FUNDING UPCOMING EVENT

POLICE ARREST 19-YEAR-OLD NEAR KAPPA SIG OVER SUSPECTED GRAND THEFT

FIRED KAIROS STAFF STILL FIRED; INCOMING STAFF FORCED TO GIVE UP SINGLES

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IN THIS EDITION:

IN FEDERAL LAWSUIT, STANFORD ACCUSED OF SYSTEMATIC MISTREATMENT OF STUDENTS W/ MENTAL-HEALTH TROUBLES

STUDENTS ALLEGEDLY COERCED INTO GIVING ADMINS MEDICAL INFO, FORCED TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING “DISRUPTIVE”

STUDENTS ROUTINELY EVICTED FROM DORMS AFTER CHECKING INTO THERAPY, CHARGED HUNDREDS FOR EVICTION FEES

GRIFFITH & FOUR RESIDENCE DEANS NAMED IN LAWSUIT

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~ A VERY BRIEF PRIMER ~

IN THIS SPECIAL EDITION:

IN THIS EDITION:

KAIROS STAFF FIRED; MORE DETAILS ON “UNREPORTED INCIDENT”
(A FOHO EXCLUSIVE)

SIGMA CHI TAKES PREASSIGNS, RUSH PARTICIPANTS LIED TO ABOUT RANKING ALGORITHM (& OTHER GREEK TRAGEDIES)

SOPHOMORE PREZ DRAMA RESOLVED (?), CLASS OF ’22 YIELD RATE REVEALED

FOHO SAYS FAREWELL TO LISA LAPIN

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IN THIS EDITION:

#1 CS SCHOOL FAILS TO MAKE GLITCH-FREE ASSU BALLOT

REVIEW GOES McCARTHYIST, TARGETS ASSU CANDIDATE WITH INCRIMINATING (?) SECRET LIST

SOPHOMORE CLASS PREZ CANDIDATES UNDER INVESTIGATION, AFTER MAJOR CAMPAIGN DRAMA (FEAT. OTERO PARTY, BEYONCÉ TICKET GIVEAWAY, LOTS OF BACKSTABBING, & THE TWAINWRECK 2.0 THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN)

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IN THIS EDITION:

CANDIDATE(S) FOR THAI CAFE SPACE DISQUALIFIED AFTER APPEARING IN DAILY ARTICLE

STANFORD TO EMILY DOE: “SCENIC SPOT” QUOTES WEREN’T “SUPPORTIVE” ENOUGH

PETITION DEMANDS NEED-BLIND ADMISSION, EQUAL FINANCIAL AID FOR INT’L STUDENTS

EBF DRAMA, SCR DRAMA, MUCH DRAMA

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IN THIS EDITION:

IN DAYTIME HIT-AND-RUN ON MAYFIELD, (EXTREMELY) DRUNK DRIVER HIT CAR W/ STUDENT INSIDE

FOHO FINDS MISSING THIEL-ERA REVIEW

TEQUILA LOUNGE CLOSES, RIP

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IN THIS EDITION:

DAUBER BARRED FROM DOING “POLITICAL” INTERVIEWS AT STANFORD

STUDENTS ORGANIZE PROTEST, STILL NO PLAQUE

(BUT REALLY IT’S OKAY, EVERYTHING’S OKAY)

DRAW GROUPS LIMITED TO 4, GOODBYE TO PMAs

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IN THIS EDITION:

“SCENIC SPOT” MEMORIAL STILL PLAQUE-LESS,
STANFORD CALLS VICTIM-SUGGESTED QUOTE “TRIGGERING”

DAILY THREATENED WITH LIBEL SUIT OVER STUDENT OP-ED

STANFORD ATTORNEY HIRED AS OCS DIRECTOR

2018 COMMENCEMENT SPEAKER ANNOUNCED

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They promised Brock Turner’s victim she could choose a quote for a memorial plaque at the site. Several months later, there’s still no plaque and no quote.

ALSO IN THIS EDITION:

RAPE KITS TO BE AVAILABLE ON CAMPUS, EXCEPT NOT

DINING HALL WORKERS PROTEST CRUSHING WORKLOADS, R&DE RESPONDS W/ USUAL PROPAGANDA

WAIVERS STILL OPEN

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IN THIS EDITION:

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF ADMISSIONS FIRED AFTER FOHO REPORT ON INSTAGRAM MISCONDUCT

ALLEGED FRAT PARTY DRUGGING UNDER INVESTIGATION

SIG NU SURVIVES PROVOST’S PANEL W/ HOUSING INTACT

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