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FoHo #109: FORMER STANFORD GENERAL COUNSEL CAUGHT SPREADING CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT THE BROCK TURNER CASE; EMAIL SCAMS CONTINUE TO PLAGUE UNIVERSITY

IN THIS EXTRA-SPECIAL EDITION:

FORMER STANFORD GENERAL COUNSEL CAUGHT SPREADING CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT THE BROCK TURNER CASE, ADVOCATING FOR TURNER’S REMOVAL FROM THE SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY

MONTHS AFTER HUNDREDS OF EMAILS WERE HACKED, EMAIL SCAMS CONTINUE TO PLAGUE UNIVERSITY

HOW TO FERPA-REQUEST YOUR ADMISSIONS FILES AND VIEW THEM VIA ZOOM

#BLACKLIVESMATTER: STANFORD RESPONDS TO PETITIONS AND PROTESTS

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

FoHo #107: RACISTS ZOOMBOMB RALLY; FORMER STANFORD MEDICINE FACULTY MEMBER INDICTED FOR ABUSIVE SEXUAL CONDUCT; SCR CANCELS ASSU CANDIDATE

IN THIS EDITION:

ASSU ELECTIONS SEASON: RACISTS ZOOMBOMB RALLY; SCR CANCELS CANDIDATE; CLASS PRESIDENT CANDIDATES BREAK CAMPAIGN FINANCE RULES

DURING CALL, COLLEGE PRESIDENTS ASKED MIKE PENCE TO LIMIT COVID-19 LIABILITY FOR CAMPUSES THAT REOPEN; STANFORD PRESIDENT NAMED AS A PARTICIPANT

FORMER STANFORD MEDICINE FACULTY MEMBER INDICTED FOR ABUSIVE SEXUAL CONDUCT

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FoHo #106: LIAR, LIAR, VICE PROVOST ON FIRE: SUSIE BRUBAKER-COLE CAUGHT LYING TO STUDENTS; FOHO CALLS FOR APOLOGY, UNIVERSITY INVESTIGATION

IN THIS EXTRA-SPECIAL EDITION:

LIAR, LIAR, VICE PROVOST ON FIRE: SUSIE BRUBAKER-COLE CAUGHT LYING TO STUDENTS

FOHO CALLS FOR APOLOGY, UNIVERSITY INVESTIGATION

STANFORD NO LONGER OFFERING ‘AMNESTY’ FOR STUDENTS REPORTING ILLICIT ITEMS IN ROOMS; MOVERS TOLD TO REPORT ILLICIT ITEMS TO THE POLICE

STANFORD PROF COMES UNDER FIRE FOR USING THE N-WORD IN CLASS, CANVAS; STANFORD CLASS REPORTEDLY ZOOMBOMBED; CAMPUS CONSTRUCTION INSANELY LOUD

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

FoHo #105: SEXUAL ASSAULT INVESTIGATION DOCS FOCUS OF LAWSUIT AGAINST LOCAL PAPER; STANFORD RESCINDS ADMISSION OF FOOTBALL RECRUIT; HOOVER COVID PAPER

IN THIS EDITION:

LOCAL PAPER SUED TO SUPPRESS DOCUMENTS RELATING TO A SEXUAL ASSAULT INVESTIGATION; STANFORD RESCINDS ADMISSION OF FOOTBALL RECRUIT

NO WORD FROM UNIVERSITY, COUNTY ON WHETHER STANFORD WILL REPORT ILLICIT ITEMS IN STUDENTS’ ROOMS

HOOVER FELLOW PUBLISHES PAPER WITH ALTERNATIVE COVID-19 FACTS, SPARS WITH NEW YORKER REPORTER

ADMINS TAKE VOLUNTARY PAY CUT; CONTRACTORS TAKE INVOLUNTARY PAY CUT

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FoHo #104: DESPITE MANDATORY REPORTING OBLIGATIONS, STANFORD ASKS STUDENTS TO REPORT DANGEROUS ITEMS, OFFERING FUNDAMENTAL STANDARD ‘AMNESTY’

IN THIS EDITION:

DESPITE MANDATORY REPORTING OBLIGATIONS, STANFORD ASKS STUDENTS TO REPORT DANGEROUS ITEMS, OFFERING FUNDAMENTAL STANDARD ‘AMNESTY’

AFTER ELON MUSK’S SON COMPETED IN A STANFORD HIGH SCHOOL DEBATE TOURNEY, MUSK’S P.A. COMPLAINED OF SON’S POSSIBLE COVID-19 EXPOSURE

1442 COVID-19 CASES AND 47 DEATHS IN SANTA CLARA COUNTY

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FoHo #101: BAY AREA RESIDENTS ARE ASKED TO “SHELTER IN PLACE”; FINALS POSTPONED INDEFINITELY; COUNTY COVID-19 COUNT RISES TO 138—DEATH TOLL RISES TO 4

IN THIS EDITION:

RESEARCH LABS ASKED TO DONATE COVID-19 TEST COMPONENTS AS STANFORD RUNS “VERY LOW ON CRITICAL REAGENTS AND SUPPLIES”

BAY AREA SHUTS DOWN AS RESIDENTS ARE ASKED TO “SHELTER IN PLACE”, ONLY LEAVE FOR ‘ESSENTIAL’ PURPOSES

FINALS POSTPONED INDEFINITELY

COUNTY COVID-19 COUNT RISES TO 138; DEATH TOLL RISES TO 4

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

FoHo #98: CS STUDENTS HONOR-CODED THEIR PROFESSORS (SORTA); STANFORD ADMINS ALLEGEDLY TRIED TO GET STUDENT TO TAKE DOWN REPORTING ON SKETCHY COMPANY

IN THIS EDITION:

STANFORD ADMINS ALLEGEDLY MET WITH STUDENT TO “GET [HIM] TO TAKE DOWN” HIS REPORTING ON A GOOGLE-BACKED COMPANY, CITING AN ALLEGED NETWORK USAGE POLICY VIOLATION

GREEK ORGS TO HEAR BACK FROM ‘SELECTION PANEL’ TOMORROW; TIPSTERS COMPLAIN OF LACK OF TRANSPARENCY IN PROCESS

IN A REFRESHING ROLE-REVERSAL, CS STUDENTS HONOR-CODED THEIR PROFESSORS

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