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FoHo #91: COMMITTEE TO CONSIDER LOWERING STANDARD OF EVIDENCE IN OCS CASES; STANFORD FOOTBALL LOSES BIG GAME; EVERYBODY PROTESTS EVERYTHING

IN THE FINAL FALL-QUARTER EDITION:

ADMIN/ASSU/FACSEN COMMISSION COMMITTEE TO CONSIDER LOWERING STANDARD OF EVIDENCE IN OCS CASES, REDUCING BARRIERS TO REPORTING, ETC.

STANFORD FOOTBALL LOSES BIG GAME 20-24

STANFORD AGREES TO INSTALL CHANEL MILLER PLAQUE BEFORE GETTING PERMISSION FROM MILLER

EVERYBODY PROTESTS EVERYTHING: DIVESTMENT, SEXUAL ASSAULT, GRAD STUDENT HEALTHCARE, & MORE

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

FoHo #90: STANFORD ROBOTICS FOUNDER ERIC SMALLS ACCUSED OF SELLING UNREGISTERED SECURITIES; OKLAHOMA DEPT. OF SECURITIES SENDS CEASE-AND-DESIST

IN THIS SPECIAL EDITION:

STANFORD ROBOTICS FOUNDER, FORMER STANFORD STUDENT ERIC SMALLS ACCUSED OF SELLING UNREGISTERED SECURITIES

OKLAHOMA DEPARTMENT OF SECURITIES SENDS SMALLS CEASE-AND-DESIST; INVESTORS ALLEGEDLY TIP OFF FBI

SMALLS SPAMS STANFORD FB GROUPS TO FUND SHADY STARTUP; PISSES OFF TIPSTERS

~~ and even more silicon valley absurdity ~~

FoHo #87: ANONYMOUS ACTIVIST INSTALLS CHANEL MILLER PLAQUE; STUDENT TESTS POSITIVE FOR SUPER-SCARY DATE-RAPE DRUG GHB& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

IN THIS EXTRA-SPOOKY EDITION:

ANONYMOUS ACTIVIST INSTALLS CHANEL MILLER PLAQUE: “YOUR MOVE, STANFORD”

FACSEN UNANIMOUSLY VOTES IN FAVOR OF INSTALLING PLAQUE

STUDENT TESTS POSITIVE FOR SUPER-SCARY DATE-RAPE DRUG GHB

& MORE NEWS YOU CAN USE

TW: THIS ISSUE CONTAINS REFERENCES TO SEXUAL ASSAULT, DATE RAPE DRUGGINGS, INCOMPETENT ADMINS

FoHo #86: FOHO REVIEW OF CHANEL MILLER’S “KNOW MY NAME”; BOOKSTORE ALLEGEDLY BARS EMPLOYEES FROM DISCUSSING MILLER’S MEMOIR

IN THIS EXTRA-SPECIAL FOHO REVIEW:

⛲️⛲️⛲️⛲️⛲️/⛲️⛲️⛲️⛲️⛲️ FOR CHANEL MILLER’S “KNOW MY NAME”

FOHO REVEALS IDENTITY OF STANFORD ADMIN FLAMED IN MILLER’S MEMOIR

BOOKSTORE DENIES BARRING EMPLOYEES FROM DISCUSSING “KNOW MY NAME”, ASKS US TO RAT THEM OUT

STANFORD ALLEGEDLY GAVE MILLER $150K TO KEEP HER FROM SUING

FoHo #85: STANFORD RELEASES RESULTS OF 2019 AAU SEXUAL ASSAULT SURVEY; UNIVERSITY WILL NOT INSTALL CHANEL MILLER QUOTES, OFFSET EPSTEIN DONATION

STANFORD RELEASES RESULTS OF 2019 AAU SEXUAL ASSAULT SURVEY, SCREWS UP RESPONSE

UNIVERSITY WILL NOT INSTALL CHANEL MILLER’S CHOSEN QUOTES @ SEXUAL ASSAULT SITE, OFFSET EPSTEIN DONATION

ASSU PREZ TO PRESENT UNANIMOUS CHANEL MILLER RESOLUTION @ THURS FACULTY SENATE

TW: THIS ISSUE CONTAINS DISTURBING REFERENCES TO SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNIVERSITY APATHY

FoHo #83: KID ASSAULTS, BREAKS HIP OF COP @ EUROTRASH, GOES TO JAIL; CS PROF MARTY STEPP QUITS AMID OFFICE-HOURS T9 INVESTIGATION

IN THIS EXTRA-SPECIAL, SUPER CRIMINAL EDITION:

UNDERGRAD ASSAULTS POLICE OFFICER DURING KSIG’S EUROTRASH, CAUSING ‘SERIOUS BODILY INJURY’

STANFORD CS PROFESSOR RESIGNS AFTER ALLEGEDLY HOOKING UP WITH STUDENTS DURING OFFICE HOURS; TITLE IX INVESTIGATION CONTINUES REGARDLESS

STANFORD VISITING SCHOLAR, FORMER PERUVIAN PREZ ARRESTED

STANFORD TRUSTEES, GENERAL COUNSEL SUED FOR ALLEGEDLY RUNNING ILLEGAL VENTURE FIRM

‘EMILY DOE’ GOES PUBLIC AS CHANEL MILLER, WRITES BOOK

& MORE NEWS YOU MISSED